Monday Gossip!

If he still had KITT no one would have known he was hospitalized yesterday for booooooze! TMZ claims that DAVID HASSELHOFF was hospitalized yesterday, after his 17-year-old daughter Hayley found him TOTALLY HAMMERED. She reportedly called her mom, PAMELA BACH, who alerted a friend, who then called 911. David was taken to the hospital via ambulance, but was expected to be released later in the evening. I suppose there was nothing else to do but drink now that America's Got Talent is over for the season.

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Start knitting the cute outfits! Word is ANNA KOURNIKOVA is two months pregnant with ENRIQUE IGLESIAS' baby.

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Sooooo sad! JESSICA SIMPSON has apparently faced the inevitable conclusion that her little 10-pound Malti-Poo, Daisy, was eaten by that coyote that snatched it seven days ago. Jessica and the people at FindToto.com have called off the search. A spokeswoman for the company says, quote, "They concluded the search and are not continuing it at this time. There are no leads.

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More love spats for Lilo and Sam. While in NYC over the weekend, she found out where Sam was staying and threw a room service tray at her door! Well, it wasn't Sam's room. The people in the room called the cops, but Lilo wasn't arrested. Word is her family and friends will be staging ANOTHER intervention to try to get her back into rehab for the zillionth time.

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Last week on the VH1 Diva's show - Paula Abdul imitated Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen thought it was pretty funny! On her twitter she said: "Paula . . . you're hilarious. You've left me some big shoes to fill . . . unfortunately I don't wear high heels. Nothing but love for you too."

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Dancing With The Stars Season Primere tonight! Check out these stars fancy footwork - Macy Gray, Mya, Aaron Carter, Kelly Osbourne, Melissa Joan Hart, Donny Osmond, Kathy Ireland, Mark Dacascos, Debi Mazar, Joanna Krupa, Michael Irvin, Chuck Liddell, Natalie Coughlin, Louie Vito, Ashley "Son of George" Hamilton, and Tom DeLay.

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LADY GAGA will re-release her debut album, "The Fame", on November 24th. The reissue, which will be called "The Fame Monster", will feature remixes and several new songs, including one called "New York".