Friday Gossip!

I think it's a case of SOUR GRAPES! Singer Mya (who is single) thinks the Khloe and Lamar getting married is just a publicity stunt and is FAKE! Can't 2 people just fall in love and rush into it for fun? I THINK SO! But Mya thinks that Khloe is just sick of her sisters getting all the attention and is trying to grab the spotlight for herself for a bit. LIGHTEN UP MYA! They're in love!

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And speaking of the 2 love birds, Lamar issued a statement saying thanks but no thanks to the offer of the crazy bachelor party planned by Girls Gone Wild dude Joe Francis and his future brother-in-law Rob Kardashian. He decided to go low key and just go to dinner with some teammates and friends (who included Joe and Rob). Khloe had a low key bachelorette party too - just friends for a night of facials, massages and other treatments.

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Supposedly The Queen of Singleness (Jennifer Anniston) had a meltdown on her lastest movie set. She holed herself up in her trailer crying because a scene she was about to shoot with Gerard Butler reminded her of her ex-Brad Pitt. Jenn's rep of course said this was ridiculous and never happened.

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Martha Simpson says she's sorry?!?! She told Jessica Simpson a few days ago to "get another dog" and basically stop crying about her dog Daisy being EATEN by a coyote. Martha now says, "I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very, very sorry for anybody that loses a pet. Jessica, I hope you find your pet, but if you don't, I'm really sorry that you lost one."

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Mooooooore Mackenzie on Oprah. The other day she was on talking about having consensual sex with her father while she was growing up. Obviously people have come out saying there is no way that that story was true. Well, today Chynna Phillips (Mac's 1/2 sister) is in studio saying that she believes was she is saying. Mac will be on via-satellite.

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1 foot on a banana peel the other in the mausoleum? Seems that way for Liz Taylor. After attending MJ's funeral she said "I felt a sense of pease there that I've never experienced before." She liked the stained-glass windows and replicas of Michelangelo's artwork. Word is she'd like to be next to MJ for all eternity when she kicks the bucket.

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FAME is in theatres todaay!!! Debbie Allen who played the dance teacher in the TV series now plays the principal. Megan Mullally, Charles S. Dutton, Kelsey Greammer and Bebe Neuwirth are also in it.

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Hmmmm, too soon? MTV is debating whether to air the anit-drug reality series "Gone Too Far" with DJ AM.

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TV this weekend:

TONIGHT

Michael Jackson stuff on Dateline on NBC

SATURDAY

Children of the Corn remake on Syfy

SNL 35th Season Premiere on NBC - Megan Fox & U2

SUNDAY

Simpson's 21st Season Premiere on Fox

Desperate Housewives 6th Season Premiere on ABC

Dexter 4th Season Premiere on Showtime

Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO

Brothers & Sisters 4th Season Premiere on ABC

Cold Case 7th Season Premiere on CBS

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