Wednesday, June 23, 2010

NOMINATE ME!!



I watch Regis and Kelly EVERYDAY! I really should send in a postcard so they would call me. I always know the trivia questions they ask!!

So my good friend Amy told me about this today and I just HAVE to do it! I have wanted to be on that show since forever!

Please nominate me by clicking the link below!

I love you all! :)

tsg



Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

STEALER!!!! Just click and watch the video below! Blah Blah does EVERYTHING Madonna already did!


Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

Robber!
Thief!
RUUUUUDE!
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Monday, June 14, 2010

The most PERFECT song ever....

Glitter in the Air
Pink

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trust it, just trust it
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face
And said I just don't care?

It's only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg, the sun before the burn
The thunder before lightning, the breath before the phrase
Have you ever felt this way?

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone?
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you're not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?

It's only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table, the walk before the run
The breath before the kiss and the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee, calling me sugar
You called me sugar

Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself
Will it ever get better than tonight? Tonight

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Lady Gaga Alejandro

Please....let me review this most ridiculous video for you.....don't waste your time. I already did.

Dude in fishnets
Dancing men in black and white film
Blah Blah with cans on her face
Uh oh....someone is dead
Feeling very Evita....walking infront of a coffin
Is that someone's heart? Or is that Cherry Cobbler on that pillow?
Why does that guy have a golden gun aimed at his package?
OK Blah Blah...you're not Evita/Madonna...so cut it out
Seriously....are those soup cans?
Oh look! Madonna Truth Or Dare dancers!
Hmmmmm, guys running around in a circle with matching underpants?
ooooooooooh, now they're wearing high heels and they're strapped to beds!
Blah Blah is now prancing around them in her underwear
**One word Blah Blah....OxyClean should brighten up your dingy underwear**
Predictable.....she's feeling all of them...rubbing all over them
Boooooooring
Really? Now you're wearing a nun's habit with the cross upsidedown?
Oh fun! The Underwear Gang is now tossing the Nun in the air
Apparently no food at the video shoot....she just ate her Rosary
WOW! ABBA hair and this looks ALOT like Express Yourself
......I am only at 5:52 of this 8:43 minute lameness
WHHHHHHHHHHHHY
I do believe she is now channeling LIZA and doing some of her Broadway moves
REALLY? Machine Gun Bra???? What a rip off of the Madonna CONE BRA! HELLLO!
Oh good....a full minute recapping the crap we just saw for the past 6 minutes and 30 seconds
HUH? Some random city is now on fire?
Guess that must be Alejandro...he looks sad
Maybe HE set the town on fire because he didn't get the matching underwear
Those silly underwear boys! Tossing the nun around again!
Sister Blah Blah seems to like one as she is now on top of him
SUUURE! Lots of Nuns flash crowds of boys
There he is again! The guy with the golden gun pointed at his package
BEST PART OF THE VIDEO - BLAH BLAH'S FACE MELTS OFF!

And there ya go....the whole video. Thank me later for saving you the time of watching it