Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

STEALER!!!! Just click and watch the video below! Blah Blah does EVERYTHING Madonna already did!

Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

Robber!

Thief!

RUUUUUDE!

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The most PERFECT song ever....

Glitter in the Air
Pink

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trust it, just trust it
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face
And said I just don't care?

It's only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg, the sun before the burn
The thunder before lightning, the breath before the phrase
Have you ever felt this way?

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone?
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you're not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?

It's only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table, the walk before the run
The breath before the kiss and the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee, calling me sugar
You called me sugar

Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself
Will it ever get better than tonight? Tonight

Lady Gaga Alejandro

Please....let me review this most ridiculous video for you.....don't waste your time. I already did.

Dude in fishnets

Dancing men in black and white film

Blah Blah with cans on her face

Uh oh....someone is dead

Feeling very Evita....walking infront of a coffin

Is that someone's heart? Or is that Cherry Cobbler on that pillow?

Why does that guy have a golden gun aimed at his package?

OK Blah Blah...you're not Evita/Madonna...so cut it out

Seriously....are those soup cans?

Oh look! Madonna Truth Or Dare dancers!

Hmmmmm, guys running around in a circle with matching underpants?

ooooooooooh, now they're wearing high heels and they're strapped to beds!

Blah Blah is now prancing around them in her underwear

**One word Blah Blah....OxyClean should brighten up your dingy underwear**

Predictable.....she's feeling all of them...rubbing all over them

Boooooooring

Really? Now you're wearing a nun's habit with the cross upsidedown?

Oh fun! The Underwear Gang is now tossing the Nun in the air

Apparently no food at the video shoot....she just ate her Rosary

WOW! ABBA hair and this looks ALOT like Express Yourself

......I am only at 5:52 of this 8:43 minute lameness

WHHHHHHHHHHHHY

I do believe she is now channeling LIZA and doing some of her Broadway moves

REALLY? Machine Gun Bra???? What a rip off of the Madonna CONE BRA! HELLLO!

Oh good....a full minute recapping the crap we just saw for the past 6 minutes and 30 seconds

HUH? Some random city is now on fire?

Guess that must be Alejandro...he looks sad

Maybe HE set the town on fire because he didn't get the matching underwear

Those silly underwear boys! Tossing the nun around again!

Sister Blah Blah seems to like one as she is now on top of him

SUUURE! Lots of Nuns flash crowds of boys

There he is again! The guy with the golden gun pointed at his package

BEST PART OF THE VIDEO - BLAH BLAH'S FACE MELTS OFF!

And there ya go....the whole video. Thank me later for saving you the time of watching it

hey....what's up

Not much here actually. Same stuff, different day, but not many complaints! Florida is finally back to it's normal self so Hunter and I enjoyed some sun on Peanut Island yesterday with our friends Moira and Glen. I think we are all today paying the price of minimal sunscreen. My shoulders are still feeling hot today! The sun took so much out of poor Hunter, he fell asleep at 8 and slept til 630 this morning! LOVE LOVE LOVE that kid!!!

Rich AND Cool!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

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Whatever will I talk about today? Let's just talk about what I've done so far today....

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Actually, I can't comb my hair as it is much too thick.

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. Well, I live in a condo, so it was more like I found my way into the kitchen and had a nice cup of coffee WELL flavored with Hazelnut Coffeemate.

Looking up, I noticed I was late. What got me behind was I realized I forgot to write a check for Hunter's upcoming field trip then I emptied the dishwasher and I put a load of towels in the washing machine...time just got away from me.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat. To be honest, I wasn't having a bad hair day, so I didn't need my hat and due to the fact that I live in Florida, I said forget the coat, too.

Made the bus in seconds flat. I don't even think there are busses where I live, so I just took my car.

And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. Wait, that was a phone scam....that wasn't a dream. People were screaming at each other. In my dreams Madonna is having coffee with me and we are on a boat in the Mediterranean.

A Clothing Crisis......

My darling sister is coming to visit me in a few weeks...She is having a clothing crisis and doesn't know which dress to choose for a wedding in The Keys that is on a boat. My vote is for choice #3. LOOOOOVE that dress! The other are cute too, but I am a fan of #3!

Voting on this clothing choice is more important than voting for American Idol.....Please exercise your RIGHT to vote and do your part in this monumental event!