Pooooooor Lilo

Yes, I did that....I made a little Lilo Tribute picture. I truly feel sorry for this girl. I KNOW....I KNOW she did all that stuff and she deserves to be in the klink. AGREED, no need to try to convince me of that.

However, you can't deny that she is talented. I don't care if you like the type of movies she is in, she was/is a talented actress and I think a decent singer too. She sang in a few of her movies and has some stuff on iTunes. I actually have Drama Queen (That Girl) from her movie Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen on my ipod. I'm not afraid to say so, and I think I'll play it loudly at the pool this weekend! hahahh!

Obviously, it is HER fault for HER actions. BUT....I must believe her crazy orange mother, Dina, is at the root of all this madness. That woman was the biggest enabler I have ever seen. She was in the news saying - "They are making an example of my daughter and it's not right." No, lady....it's not right that she drove drunk TWICE and was caught, the reckless driving with the people in the car.....but it's your fault for letting her think that she could get away with it with a slap on the wrist. Did you think it was a smart idea to go to Caan for the film festival? REALLY? And how dumb do you think people are....her passport wasn't stolen. YOU are putting all these things in her head that says "it's ok Lindsay" and IT'S NOT! I BLAME YOU FULLY FOR THE MESS THAT SHE IS IN.

She was seen going into Lindsay's house the day before she got carted off to jail and said "It's Mommy" when she was standing at the door. I'm sorry, but if you refer to YOURSELF as Mommy and your kid is over 8 - you are nuts. This just shows how wacko their relationship is. But then again, I think it's cute when English people call their Mother's "Mummy". I love that. Mum is good, Mummy is nice.....but Mom or Mother I believe is the best way to go.

OK, getting back on track - Michael Lohan is just plain gross. The way he is going about saving his daughter is just annoying. I think if my parents had a problem with me, they'd talk to ME and not Larry King. They'd come to my house with a dessert....not the cops to break in. The ONE thing that is good about her ex-father, is at least HE realized - along with the rest of the world - that Lindz had a problem. Orange Mama kept denying it and feeding her with yes Lindsay, do that Lindsay, it's ok Lindsay, you don't have to go Lindsay, let's go here Lindsay, you're so great Lindsay. tsk tsk tsk.

I was also telling my friend Micah that Lindz probably wasn't even drunk when she kept falling over in bushes when the papps were taking a zillion pics with zillions of flash bulbs. Poor thing was BLINDED...not drunk. Girl wears some FIERCE shoes and I would fall too if there were cameras and flashes in my face ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME.

What I am hoping will happen is Lindz does her time, or at least part of it.....enough of it to make a difference in her head, and that she comes out of there smarter, wiser and a better person. I really like her. She is just messed up by soooo many things and this HAS to be a good thing for her.

I hope also while she is in there she applies to be adopted by Brad and Angelina.

NOMINATE ME!!

I watch Regis and Kelly EVERYDAY! I really should send in a postcard so they would call me. I always know the trivia questions they ask!!

So my good friend Amy told me about this today and I just HAVE to do it! I have wanted to be on that show since forever!

Please nominate me by clicking the link below!

I love you all! :)

tsg

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Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

STEALER!!!! Just click and watch the video below! Blah Blah does EVERYTHING Madonna already did!

Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

Robber!

Thief!

RUUUUUDE!

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The most PERFECT song ever....

Glitter in the Air
Pink

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trust it, just trust it
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face
And said I just don't care?

It's only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg, the sun before the burn
The thunder before lightning, the breath before the phrase
Have you ever felt this way?

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone?
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you're not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?

It's only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table, the walk before the run
The breath before the kiss and the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee, calling me sugar
You called me sugar

Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself
Will it ever get better than tonight? Tonight

Lady Gaga Alejandro

Please....let me review this most ridiculous video for you.....don't waste your time. I already did.

Dude in fishnets

Dancing men in black and white film

Blah Blah with cans on her face

Uh oh....someone is dead

Feeling very Evita....walking infront of a coffin

Is that someone's heart? Or is that Cherry Cobbler on that pillow?

Why does that guy have a golden gun aimed at his package?

OK Blah Blah...you're not Evita/Madonna...so cut it out

Seriously....are those soup cans?

Oh look! Madonna Truth Or Dare dancers!

Hmmmmm, guys running around in a circle with matching underpants?

ooooooooooh, now they're wearing high heels and they're strapped to beds!

Blah Blah is now prancing around them in her underwear

**One word Blah Blah....OxyClean should brighten up your dingy underwear**

Predictable.....she's feeling all of them...rubbing all over them

Boooooooring

Really? Now you're wearing a nun's habit with the cross upsidedown?

Oh fun! The Underwear Gang is now tossing the Nun in the air

Apparently no food at the video shoot....she just ate her Rosary

WOW! ABBA hair and this looks ALOT like Express Yourself

......I am only at 5:52 of this 8:43 minute lameness

WHHHHHHHHHHHHY

I do believe she is now channeling LIZA and doing some of her Broadway moves

REALLY? Machine Gun Bra???? What a rip off of the Madonna CONE BRA! HELLLO!

Oh good....a full minute recapping the crap we just saw for the past 6 minutes and 30 seconds

HUH? Some random city is now on fire?

Guess that must be Alejandro...he looks sad

Maybe HE set the town on fire because he didn't get the matching underwear

Those silly underwear boys! Tossing the nun around again!

Sister Blah Blah seems to like one as she is now on top of him

SUUURE! Lots of Nuns flash crowds of boys

There he is again! The guy with the golden gun pointed at his package

BEST PART OF THE VIDEO - BLAH BLAH'S FACE MELTS OFF!

And there ya go....the whole video. Thank me later for saving you the time of watching it

hey....what's up

Not much here actually. Same stuff, different day, but not many complaints! Florida is finally back to it's normal self so Hunter and I enjoyed some sun on Peanut Island yesterday with our friends Moira and Glen. I think we are all today paying the price of minimal sunscreen. My shoulders are still feeling hot today! The sun took so much out of poor Hunter, he fell asleep at 8 and slept til 630 this morning! LOVE LOVE LOVE that kid!!!

Rich AND Cool!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Blog Blog Blog

Whatever will I talk about today? Let's just talk about what I've done so far today....

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Actually, I can't comb my hair as it is much too thick.

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. Well, I live in a condo, so it was more like I found my way into the kitchen and had a nice cup of coffee WELL flavored with Hazelnut Coffeemate.

Looking up, I noticed I was late. What got me behind was I realized I forgot to write a check for Hunter's upcoming field trip then I emptied the dishwasher and I put a load of towels in the washing machine...time just got away from me.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat. To be honest, I wasn't having a bad hair day, so I didn't need my hat and due to the fact that I live in Florida, I said forget the coat, too.

Made the bus in seconds flat. I don't even think there are busses where I live, so I just took my car.

And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. Wait, that was a phone scam....that wasn't a dream. People were screaming at each other. In my dreams Madonna is having coffee with me and we are on a boat in the Mediterranean.

A Clothing Crisis......

My darling sister is coming to visit me in a few weeks...She is having a clothing crisis and doesn't know which dress to choose for a wedding in The Keys that is on a boat. My vote is for choice #3. LOOOOOVE that dress! The other are cute too, but I am a fan of #3!

Voting on this clothing choice is more important than voting for American Idol.....Please exercise your RIGHT to vote and do your part in this monumental event!

Huh?

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you’re as good as dead.”

- Elton John tells Parade

RESORT.....doesn't always mean NICE.....

Hunter and I decided to take advantage of the nice long weekend and visit St. Augustine - The Nation's Oldest City! I was hoping to go somewhere else, but that is another story.....

So when I was booking our hotel online - I THOUGHT I had found a great place! I mean with words like BEACH and RESORT in the name, you would think it would be a nice spot to spend a long weekend. Welllllllll, it wasn't.

The first thing we noticed was possible blood on the door.....

As you can see, the security system on the door was AMAZING

Yes, we felt very safe.

108....not so great

Everything that was "silver", was rusted

Hmmmmmm, what is that?

Broken.....AND held together with masking tape.

Not only is the toilet GROSS, you had to GET INTO the shower, to close the bathroom door

Interesting patch job

You could see outside....through the side of the door

And the pool was 1/2 empty.....loooong drop for a kid on the slide.

The good news is - after a full day of sight-seeing, we got there late, so all we did was sleep, wake up and check out. Oh, did I mention there was no hot water either? DELIGHTFUL!

The city of St. Augustine was soooooooo cool! Hunter and I had a great time and will definitely be back again! However, we will stay in the historic district the WHOLE time and not get fooled by the sweet words of BEACH and RESORT ever again! Those GREAT photos will be up in a day or two!

Bored? BEWARE!

According to a study from University College London, you really can be BORED TO DEATH.

In the 1980s, a pair of researchers from University College London wanted to find out if boredom could affect a person's health. So they surveyed 7,500 civil servants in the UK, and asked them if they'd been bored at work in the past month.

Then last year, they followed up on the study to see where the civil servants are now.

What they found is that those who reported they were bored at work were TWO AND A HALF TIMES more likely to have died of a heart problem.

In other words, boredom actually CAN kill you!!

Roses....what do they mean?

Valentine's Day may be a SHAM HOLIDAY, but who doesn't like to get flowers!

--With that in mind, here's a basic guide to flowers and the meaning of each color:

--RED flowers symbolize romantic love, passion, desire, and eroticism. And the darker the red, the deeper the love it symbolizes.

--BLACK flowers symbolize a loss, but they can also mean elegance, power and mystery. Plus, sending black flowers is a great way to freak someone out . . . you know, if you're kind of a psycho.

--WHITE flowers symbolize purity and family. They're ideal to send to a family member or close friend.

--YELLOW flowers symbolize friendship and happiness, and can be used to express congratulations as well.

--GREEN flowers symbolize fertility.

--PINK flowers signify femininity, sweetness, and charm.

--PEACH flowers signify appreciation, and sometimes gratitude.

--ORANGE flowers symbolize fascination and maybe a hint of mischief. If you're into someone but you haven't told them yet, send orange flowers.

--LAVENDER flowers symbolize trust and nobility.

--And BLUE flowers typically symbolize peace and tranquility. But they can also be used to express trust and contentment.

And now you know!

oh the good old days.....

Sony.......isn't very smart....

So remember back in October when I saw This Is It? I believe my review of the movie is proof how much I loved it and I think I stated in it that I had already pre-ordered my DVD.

So yesterday, the 26th....was when the movie was available in stores EVERYWHERE, I assumed that when I got home it would be in my mailbox.

BUT NO!

It wasn't there. What is the point of pre-ordering something if YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT CONVENIENTLY? I did the pre-order to show my support to Sony, MJ's people etc etc. I pre-ordered it so I wouldn't have to go to the store and buy it....that it would just appear in my mailbox on the day of release.

BUT NO!

So I tracked down my confirmation email and called Sony. I only had to wait about 15 seconds on hold until a real person answered the phone, who proceeded to tell me - "Yeah, we don't have any, just go buy it in one of our Sony Style stores."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??

"Yeah, we don't have any, so I will just cancel your order and you can go buy it at one of our Sony Style stores."

"But I ordered it in October....it came out yesterday.....why don't you have any for people who pre-ordered it?"

"Yeah, just go to any of our Sony Style stores and you can buy one there"

"But I already ordered it here....from you.....I don't want to go to the mall and buy it. I wanted it delivered to my mailbox."

"Yeah, go to Sony Style and you can buy it there."

"Do you realize how dumb this is that I PRE-ORDERED it and I didn't get it on the day of release because you didn't send me one?"

"Yeah, we don't have any, you'll have to go to Sony Style and buy it there."

I swear if she said Sony Style one more time I was going to scream.

After it became clear that she didn't realize my total and utter devotion to one MICHAEL JACKSON, KING OF POP, I just told her to cancel my order, in which she responded.....

"Yeah, now just go buy it at one of our Sony Style stores."

AGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Needless to say, I will be purchasing mine ELSEWHERE!

Dreams.....

Had the weirdest dream in a long time last night.....dreamed I had penguins for pets and they lived in my mailbox. I consulted my What's In A Dream book and surprisingly, there was nothing in there about it. Nothing about penguins....nothing about mail boxes......odd.

New Prince Song!

Click here to hear it!!

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/sports/prince-reveals-song-for-vikings-saints-game

Prince has released a new song about the Minnesota Vikings, inspired by a big win over the Dallas Cowboys and days ahead of the NFC Championship game in New Orleans.

“I saw the future,” said Prince.

Prince was in attendance for the Vikings 34-3 win. He said he went home night after the Cowboys game and wrote the song, "Purple and Gold," which he says came easy and fast.

"Purple Pride" was given exclusively to FOX 9's Robyne Robinson on Thursday. The Vikings love it and put the song on their website Friday afternoon.

Purple and Gold Lyrics

the veil of the sky draws open the roar of the chariots touch down we r the ones who have now come again and walk upon water like solid ground as we approach the throne we won't bow down this time we won't b denied

raise every voice and let it b known in the name of the purple and gold

we come in the name of the purple and gold all of the odds r in r favor no prediction 2 bold we r the truth if the truth can b told long reign the purple and gold

the eyes say ready 4 battle no need 4 sword in hand we r all amped up like a rock n roll band ready 2 celebrate every score ready 2 fight the elegant war ready 2 hear the crowd roar

that's what we came 4 and so much more in the name of the purple and gold r spirits may b tired r bodies may b worn but since this day is r destiny r history – that's y we must b 4ever strong as the wind that blows the Vikings' horn in the name of the purple and gold

CHORUS

Golden Globes!

I thought Mariah looked great! I don't know why they have to pick on her all the time! Check out the other fab outfits the celebs wore!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1244083/Golden-Globes-Jennifer-Aniston-Mariah-Carey-flash-flesh-pink-purple-lilac-dominate-red-carpet.html

Thanks to my Auntie Suse for this!

So I guess my family Up North thinks I have lost my mind when I say I'm freeeeezing in Florida when it's 50! I got this email and attachment today! LOVE IT!

Hi former Wisconsinite, now turned "wimpy" ,You mentioned something about being cold in your blog- check this out.

Warm hugs from Auntie Suse

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Rice Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too pricey," you might live in Wisconsin ..

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin ..

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin ..

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin ..


If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin ..

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in Wisconsin .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin ..

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha , Waunakee, Stoughton , Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin .

If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,"....you might live in Wisconsin .



YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once..

5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.

7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching..

8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events
(including weddings and funerals).

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

10. You think of the major food groups as beer, more beer, fish and venison.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.

12.. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.

13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

15. You refer to the Packers as "we."

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.

19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.

20. You know how to polka.

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

23. Down South to you means Illinois .

24. A brat is something you eat.

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed..

26. You go out to a fish fry every Friday night.

27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."

30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Wisconsin friends.

COLD COLD GO AWAY

While I do LOVE to wear cool jackets and coats and stuff......I LIVE IN FLORIDA AND I GAVE MOST OF THEM AWAY WHEN I MOVED HERE! What am I supposed to do now? Buy new ones???? .....ok. I'm going shopping.