Your Friday Gossip!

Time to go to the Pottery Barn and pick up a gravy boat! The New York Post said Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly (of Friday Night Lights) are engaged and tying the knot in the fall after baseball season! BUT - save the receipt....Minka's rep says no wedding planned to Derek Jeter.

* UNtying the knot - possibly Avril Lavigne and Deryck Wehibley of SUM 41! He's just a band boy and said see ya later boy!

* I don't think I want friends like Jessica Simpson's! They were trying to console her about her break up with Tony Romo by saying that he hit on them while still dating her! WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL HER THAT SOONER?!?

* "I only comment on other people's lives, not my own" That is something I'd say! But it came from Chelsea Handler when asked about her break up with her boss - Comcast CEO Ted Harbert.

* From the TMI File - Kourtney Kardashian wants us to know that she went to her doctor to inquire about breastfeeding her future baby. Dr said - "You just need to try it because you won't know til you try".

* If I would have known I would have send flowers and chocolate and candy and a stuffed animal! George Clooney broke his hand a few months ago when is slammed it in a car door on his property in Lake Como, Italy! He is fine and will be able to hold my hand very soon.

* Uh Oh....Lilo is in trouble! Turns out some of the stuff that was stolen (when the perps walked into her house through the UNLOCKED DOOR) was $2 MILLION worth of borrowed jewelry from 14 Karats. A source says "If something is not resolved soon, there will be legal action".

* Way back in 2001, John Mayer was arrested in the ATL for driving with a suspended license. The charge was eventually dropped. Well, for some reason, he challenged TMZ to produce the mugshot. If they did, he'd donate $25K to the charity of their choice. Well, both TMZ and The Smoking Gun found the pic and John's wallet is a little lighter.

* Cancel that family trip to the Forest Lawn Cemetery....Security is gonna be TIGHT for MJ's funeral and they are saying you won't even see the green of the Forest Lawn.

* If you've always wanted to be a dead rock star, but don't rock and aren't dead....Guitar Hero 5 now has your chance. The game comes out on Tuesday and dead Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain will be a featured playable character.

* Taylor Swift is coming out with a cookbook! I guess she's not big enough to have a personal chef.... She told SUGAR magazine that she will put together a book of family reciepes including her Mother's brisket. Faaabulous!